I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
This is the high leading the old right now
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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