Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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