You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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