Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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