is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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