please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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