Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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