You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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