i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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