Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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