as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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