i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Still dying that you shit outside
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
