Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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