Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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