I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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