I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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