That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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