Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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