There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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