I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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