Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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