We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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