actually, I'm a sock model
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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