Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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