i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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