IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i think im in europe. pls send help
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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