What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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