Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need help removing her.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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