Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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