my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
