gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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