I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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