FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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