I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
As shirtless as possible
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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