I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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