she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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