afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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