It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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