ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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