If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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