I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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