That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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