Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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