He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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