Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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