I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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