i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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