I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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