BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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