This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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