end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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