are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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