Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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