WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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