Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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