i just had sex bonerless
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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